I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND WOMEN

If you're well dressed, she thinks you're a playboy

If you're not, she thinks you're rugged

If you kiss her, you're not a gentleman

If you don't, you're not a man.

If you praise her, she thinks you're lying

If you don't, you're good for nothing,

If you agree to all her likes, she abuses,

If you don't, she doubts your love.

If you make a romance, you're an experienced man

If you don't you're half a man.

If you visit her often, she claims its boring

I f you don't, she accuses you of double-crossing

If you visit another, she accuses you of being a traitor;

If she is visited by another, 

"Ah, it's natural for a girl."

If you are a minute late, She complains it's hard to wait;

If you're on time, for hours she'll make you wait.

If you Propose love on a brief acquaintance, you're a free guy;

If you postpone it to later, she wonders why.

If you fail to assist her in crossing the street, you lack ethics;

If you do, she thinks its just one of man's tactics

If you kiss her always, she thinks you're abusing;

If you kiss her once in a while, she says you're cold.

If you attempt romance, she says you don't respect her;

If you don't, she claims you're dry.

If you contradict her, she doesn't like it.

If you don't, she thinks you're easily deceived.

Oh, women!-thou art simple,

Yet so complex to understand,

So weak, yet a proven conqueror

So confusing but so desirable!








WRITTEN FROM A GUY WHO WAS BADLY IN LOVE WITH A WOMAN.
"ANONYMOUS"